Greening Your Pleasure: Pornhub’s Wankband Let You Charge Your Phone By Masturbating

pornWell everyone is doing their bit to save the world; sex website pornhub has come up with a green way to satisfy both yourself and your mobile device.

The wankband as it is called is a device that you strip on your wrist while you shake your own, generates electricity via a valve that generates and stores energy when it’s moved up and down, according to the X-rated website, which claims to have the “Earth’s best interests in mind”.

wankersIt also has a USB that connects to laptops, tablets, cameras and many other electrical devices.

The energy is stored with an internal kinetic charger.

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Who knew that Pornhub was this concerned about the environment?

Sexy Without Trying: Unexpected Times Your Man Finds You Sexy

so cuteWhile we can’t deny that any man melts at the sight of his woman wearing little next to nothing Victoria secret number, that’s not the only time he finds you sexy. here are unexpected and surprising times your man finds you absolutely sexy without even trying.

In the morning

Not when you blow him with that stinky morning breathe but when you open your eyes fresh from sleep and whisper something with your eyes half opened and your face is make up free. He be feeling you

When you are a little frustrated

No your man won’t  appreciate the idea of you pointing at him with a knife or making your mama’s face because he left his clothes on the bathroom floor, but when you having a rare moment of frustration, maybe you can’t fix the door handle that you broke or you didn’t get a call that you have been expecting for a while. He definitely appreciate those moments not only because you looks cute as hell burying your head on your hands or parading around the house with a phone in yourhand but also because he gets to be there for you, calm you down tell you I got you babe. We all know men love feeling needed.

When you are mad at him

Neyo said it, when you put your hands on him, in a fierce yet feminine way not like Solange did Jay. He appreciates the animal in you coming out. Finds you sexy because sometimes he will be imagining you grabbing him like that in bed or on top of the counter, while doing things lovers do. Well a man’s mind always has other ideas.

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Head Injury: Woman Tries To Kill Lover With Poison Infested Vijay jay

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Lethal weapon 3?A Brazilian woman is being accused of attempting to murder after doctors found poison in her genitals.
According to Salon report a Brazilian man had to cut his chop down session with his partner and rush her to hospital after he noticed that she smelled funny in her privates when he attempted to give her the head (Oral sex).
The man says his lover asked him for a head game but he stopped when he smelled funny odors from her love cake and had to rush her to the hospital immediately because the poison was affecting her.

Fix It Jesus: Nigerian Pastor Tried To Pull A Jesus By Walking On Water & Drowned

JesusNigerian congregation was left in shock after their pastor drowned trying to pull a “Jesus” by walking on water like Jesus.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was capable of reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ.  He decided to make it clear through way of demonstration on Gabon’s beach in the capital city of Libreville.

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