No, Mom!! Clothing Items Grown Women Should Not Wear

can we not

Like Americans say, if you are grown women you shouldn’t be caught dead wearing the following items.

Too short Skirts

Nana stop

Seriously if you are woman in her 30’s cover up we don’t want to see your cellulite and your big thighs

Anything with a slit

Toni no

Remember how that worked out for Angelina Jolie at the Oscar’s? She was the joke of the night leave the slit for the young and the cat walk queens.

The boob tube and anything that shows your breast, shoulders and back

Melanie Garrett, 51, and Josh Goldstein, 28, at the California Cougar Convention in a Beverly Hills hotel. Cougars are women over the age of 40, who are attracted to and date younger men, and are often financially independent. Garrett, a divorced entrepreneur, is a regular at many of the cougar parties throughout California and says she loves being called a cougar and is open to dating men 18 years or older.

Melanie Garrett, 51, and Josh Goldstein, 28, at the California Cougar Convention in a Beverly Hills hotel. Cougars are women over the age of 40, who are attracted to and date younger men, and are often financially independent. Garrett, a divorced entrepreneur, is a regular at many of the cougar parties throughout California and says she loves being called a cougar and is open to dating men 18 years or older.

Really you are 47 and wearing a dress that starts on your nipples and showing that back of yours that has seen more sun than your older son that is just unattractive and low class.

The vests that show arms should be worn with something that will cover your arms because sagging arms are just not a nice sight so unless you know that you have beautiful and toned arms like Michelle Obama or Madonna cover those flabbies please.

Tops or dresses that cut above the belly

old cougar

Woman put your child rearing stomach in, imagine how embarrassing it is for your kids to see mummy letting it hang.

Heavy jewellery

Cougarstress

4 earrings in one ear, a ring in very finger and several necklaces to match, are you Beth the pimp or Mrs. Smith?

Leggings and too sexy clothing

Lord

Tanning mom please, you don’t want people to think you take stuff from your much younger daughter’s closet when she has left for school.

And don’t forget to stay away from the animal print if you are above 40, its just plain disgusting seeing a grown woman dressed in leopard print.

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