Nurse Nicknamed Penis Collector Arrested For Stealing Penises

Actor Bill Cosby Holding a vienna sausage. Get the picture?

Actor Bill Cosby Holding a vienna sausage. Get the picture?While others collect art this one male nurse chooses penis.

A 52 year old nurse from Slavonski Brod, Croatian town was arrested on suspicion that he steals penises from the hospitals Morgue.

Local police raided the suspect’s home and found numerous penises soaked in formaldehyde, a form that stops them from rotting.

As any nurse the suspect had access to the hospital’s morgue where it it’s believed he cut penises from the dead and took them home, nobody knows what he is doing with them.

Speaking to Queerty.com, hospital spokesman said, “On behalf of all employees of the hospital, I have to say that we are very unpleasantly surprised by an event that threw a shadow over this hospital. Our apologies to the families of the deceased.”

Penis collector had no prior criminal record, and is described by those who know him as a good family man. He’s out on bail and awaiting trial for “disturbing the deceased” if found guilty he could face up to two years in jail, with a lot of penises.

 

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