Don’t Hold It: Medical Expects Advice You To Fart On A Plane

fartAre you the type that holds the fart when up in the air because you feel that it will distract the pilot or cause chaos and irritate the hell out of people sitting next you?

If you are the medical expects have an advice for you, stop hold it back if feel the need to let one or two rip do so it for good of your own health.

But a warning to cockpit crews that breaking wind could distract the pilot and pose a safety risk.

The study concluded that anecdotal evidence that flying increases flatulence is not hot air, finding that changes in air pressure at altitude result in the gut producing more gas.

When Danish gastroenterologist Jacob Rosenberg encountered the malodorous problem first-hand on a flight from Copenhagen to Tokyo, he enlisted some of the finest minds in his field to address the issue.

The result was an in-depth review of scientific literature on flatulence, looking at issues such as whether women’s farts smell worse than men’s (yes), what causes the odour (sulphur) and how often the average person passes wind every day (10).

The bottom line, according to the 3,000-word study published in the New Zealand Medical Journal on Friday, is that airline passengers should ignore the social embarrassment of breaking wind and “just let it go”.

“(Holding back) holds significant drawbacks for the individual, such as discomfort and even pain, bloating, dyspepsia (indigestion), pyrosis (heartburn) just to name but a few resulting abdominal symptoms,” the study found.

“Moreover, problems resulting from the required concentration to maintain such control may even result in subsequent stress symptoms.”

The authors  five gastroenterologists from Denmark and Britain  said that while passengers may experience poor service from the cabin crew as a result of their decision, the health benefits outweighed any negative impacts.

They did, however, note that the textile covers used on seats in economy class absorbed up to 50 percent of odours because they are gas permeable, unlike the leather seats in first class.

It’s a free world indeed

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