Laugh out loud at these funny, quirky and true-life one liners.
- I no longer fear hell — I’ve worked in Retail.
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.