What The Words Really Mean

Take a few minutes to sit back and laugh…
1) Outgoing personality – Always going out of the office
2) Great presentation skills – Able to bullshit
3) Good communication skills – Spends a lot of time on the phone
4) Work is first priority – Too ugly to get a date
5) Active socially – Drinks a lot
6) Independent worker – No one knows what you are doing
7) Quick thinking – Gives excuses on the go
8) Careful thinker – Will not make decisions
9) Uses logic on difficult jobs – Gets someone else to do it
10) Expresses themselves well – Speaks English
11) Meticulous attention to detail – A nit-picker
12) Has leadership qualities – Is tall or has a louder voice
13) Exceptionally good judgment – Has been very lucky
14) Keen sense of humor – Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15) Career minded – Back stabber
16) Loyal – Cannot get another job elsewhere
17) Plans for advancement/promotion – Buys drinks for all the boys
18) Of great value to the organization – Gets to work on time
19) Relaxed attitude – Sleeps on the desk

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